"We Are Fam-i-ly..."

"Finally, the paperwork is done, the interviews are over, we're here, I love the smell of adoption in the morning (OK, afternoon, but you get the point.)"

"If we don't get this show on the road soon, I might just have to make my angry but cute look to let the judge know we've waited long enough.  Check it out."

"It's working.  Man, I'm good."

"Do you, Kamden, take this man to be your daddy?"  

"Let me think about it a minute...just kidding.  I do!"

"Wait for it...wait for it...wait for it..."

"DONE!"

"Boy, I make this family look good, don't I."

"Yeah, yeah, you should have seen me.  I had that judge wrapped around my little finger.  She was putty in my hands.  The moment she saw my dimples, I knew she'd sign the paper.  By the way, what are you doing tonight?"